Slender Baby

When an infant, preferably 1-3 years, just stands there from a distance and watches you.

They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.
My niece scares the crap out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as I'm on the computer. She stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as fuck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that shit too and they basically reenact the fucking shining. I keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.
by Forever Incognito September 5, 2015
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Fart Baby

A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina
Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby
by Fox Fur January 29, 2021
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baby hell

the place that you find yourself in with a baby who won't stop crying
oh man Bubs couldn't sleep last night and was just crying and crying... i was in baby hell
by luna magnet February 25, 2011
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Victory Baby

Victory baby is always victorious! He has never been beaten! His enemy's flee the moment he walks in the room! With his fist near his face and lips clenched it is truly a miracle that he has been frogoten after all these years.
Victory baby says" victory, baby!"
by SFKid 22 June 1, 2017
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Baby Goat

A term of endearment and validation (G.O.A.T, greatest of all time) used for small or cute things
Person 1: "That kid kills it at the drums!"
Person 2: "Dude's a baby goat"
by 3pointkiller February 19, 2022
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