Alex

An intelligent good-hearted individual who watches out for those closest to him. He is goal oriented and probably a sex addict. He hopes to make it pro in sports or music but wont in either. He is good looking but unaware until fully matured. Has a lot of potential and can do almost whatever he tries at but also a procrastinator. 50% chance they are named after alexander the great.

“Did you see Alex in Friday's game??”
“Yeah that dude has potential! I bet he ends up in a d2 or 3 school making music and working a part time job just to end up working at some factory!”
“Yeah definitely an Alex.“

by Flapjackinoffurmom May 22, 2020

Alex

A big ahole that doesn’t know when to stop or how to act

Me: Alex stfu
Alex:continues to scream like a retard

by wtf is up kyle October 13, 2019

Alex

Alex is not really the best person. (she) is ugly and stupid. Who ever she likes will move schools because they are scared of her. Most of her family doesn't love her. Alex has no friends at all. Alex is over weight and is very snobby and gross. she tends to listen to music which only makes her feel worse and makes her go into depression. a few people say she is beautiful but she knows there lying. she is failing ever class. all of the teachers despise her. she has to cry her self to sleep at night and she throws up everyday just to make her self skinnier. she has a crush on one guy, but he hates her! They did have one class together, it was language, but he moved to a different language because he hates her so much. Alex is not really a good person. if you know an (Alex) Then hopefully they're not like this one.

Alex is horrible.

by Leagh January 19, 2018

Alex Jaw

Head that is so outrageously sloppy that it makes you wonder if a bitch's jaw has detached from her body, like a snake enveloping what should otherwise be an impossible meal; Head that is indistinguishable from throat.

"Madison seems shy, but when I took my pants off she delivered some A-grade Alex Jaw."

"That mandible was built for Alex Jaw bro."

by Shingalingy July 20, 2023

Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021

Alex

People named Alex usually have very big foreheads and are ginger they can be annoying but funny with their bad comebacks

Alex has a big forehead

by Alexhasabigforehead January 15, 2020

Alex

A jello walrus who does nothing but complains about his siblings and cant attack in Assassins Creed Orgins

Dude shut up. You're being such a Alex

by I will make you disappear. November 3, 2019