egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Egg

Egg

"egg"

by Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg March 22, 2023

Bad Egg

A type of Egg that you get in a Pokemon Game, and When you hatch it, it will Crash and Freeze the Game.

"Now I Hatched a Bad Egg, Now Pokemon Emerald Won't run"- me

by PokemonBlastoiseCharizard2233 April 17, 2022

Egg and Soldiers

This is when the woman puts their head between the mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's like when your dunking your toast in your eggs (The Soldiers). whilst this is happening the man is resting his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to the eggs in their egg cups.

Hey, My guy Ralph gave his wife an egg and soldiers last night , he showed me pictures.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

Egg Gang

An exclusive gang to those of upmost quality, if you are in, you are in until you die.
To Quote the mighty EpicNuke, "egg".

Who are they?
They are Egg Gang.

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018