An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.
Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt
by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

After working out your biceps the following day your arms become sore and unbendable causing this condition. Also referred to as "Dino Arms".
I'm having major issues getting my shirt on this morning. I have a bad case of t-rex arms after that crazy workout.
by Wakefield Wigglesworth July 17, 2010

by chris boof November 6, 2006

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.
by Odecko.COM January 10, 2007

1. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt 'cause it says like I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too."
by mikeman52 June 27, 2011

by tehn00bpwner December 2, 2010
