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Walking the monkey

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy
by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020
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Baby Elephant Walk

A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken

Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools
Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...

They've bringing their best game...

And they'll have been practising...

How are we going to beat them?

Jenkins: Team work!

Coach: Let's bond then!

Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!

Team: Yea!!!
by GuttandTag July 25, 2022
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A Walking Minefield

A person who is essentially unstable. You never know what will randomly trigger an episode of rage from them. Anything from a joke, to a random topic or even just existing as a friend to them may be enough to randomly set them off. People who become long term friends with walking minefields will learn them like an old game of mine sweeper, but will always get exploded due to the being close factor. Walking minefields will use the most personal, hurtful, insane attacks against their friends when this random/unwarranted mine shows up.
I cant be friends with someone that's a walking minefield where if you say the wrong thing they yell at you and block you instead of talking it out. Like how was I supposed to know I'm not allowed to talk about cookies because ur dad died from choking on a cookie??
by liberkelon April 21, 2024
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Elephant walk

When you tuck your dick between your legs and parade around like an elephant,using your arm as its trunk, all while your friend joins behind you holding your dick and acting like the elephants second half.
We got our ass kicked in our hockey game so we did the elephant walk into the shared shower after the game and showed the other team what a real team looked like.
by Fake Banana May 11, 2024
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Boon Walking

Moon walking next to a lake, particularly like a gangster
Hey John, stop Boon walking! We need to go swimming in the lake at 9
by anonymous January 5, 2023
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walking with john

Walking With John is one of the best YouTube channels out there.
by Papa Joo Dominos January 1, 2018
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walking chug jug

someone who is very wide or consumes a lot of mass
tyler is a walking chug jug, he is so damn big
by chocolatedunk September 7, 2022
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