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Vagina

Where penises go in, and babies come out.
Jack stuck his penis in Jill's vagina. Together they had lots of fun. Jack ejected his sperm in Jill's vagina. 9 months later Jill gave birth to a baby boy named Bobby.
by 12minutesinhell December 16, 2017
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Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
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Vagina

The hole between a girls legs. It is used for sex and urinating. There is a pocket about 4 inches deep used to hold a mans penis during sex. During sex, When the woman is "turned on" it will be slippery inside to guide the mans penis in quicker. Once the mans penis in in, he can start cumming, this is a substance used to make babys. He will cum inside you. A sex toy shaped like a penis can also be used for training.
I missed having sex with my boyfriend! It felt so good with his penis in my vagina!
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
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Vagina

we eat vagina everyday!
by Papa Shmev September 3, 2021
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fishy vagina

Smelly vagina because you have an infection and you might die because your boyfriend was very intimate and hated your fishy pussy, so he dumped you. Also you may be pregnant from watching too much porn on your only fans and porn hub websites. Old creep
“Ewwww Vanessa, you have a very fishy vagina. No more sex with me, I know you love my —-“
by Anonymouscreepppp February 22, 2025
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Vagina Bagging

The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.
"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."
by supremevillianxaby April 18, 2012
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Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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