Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.

I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.

by Texas Four November 30, 2010

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Turd carter

A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks

What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter

by Puffyjohnson November 5, 2019

Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box

I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.

by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021

Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power

"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"

by turd thrower February 14, 2021

Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

by dinvergod January 20, 2010