ninja

An asian who totally kicks ass (like me).

Whoa! That guy is a freakin NINJA!

by theninjaofbeasts August 23, 2012

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011

brutal ninja

weird ass nigga who likes to see rud twerking but thats understandable who doesnt wanna see that

"damn why you acting like brutal ninja"
"brutal ninja has a massive cock"

by rduddy February 2, 2022

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

Ninja

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

Ninja has ligma

by RIP ETIKA July 4, 2019