muk town

A city north of Seattle, Washington. Otherwise known as Mukilteo. Full of privledged, affluent white and asian families. Boring beach town. Nothing to do. Home of Kamiak High School, an affluent white and asian school.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Muk town
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: The most boring town in the world my dude

by Monkeyisawesome May 19, 2018

Leva Town

A place that a true leva goes when misbehaving

Dude, you are going straight to leva town for your actions

by mypouchitches December 23, 2024

T-Town

A mythological place where relationships don’t exist and your girl WILL cheat on you.

Person 1- Yo I think your girl is letting the whole football team run a train on her

Person 2- T-Town.🤷 ♂️

by I am Omniscient December 21, 2024

C-Town Shuffle

Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.

Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"

T-Con- "so you mean?"

Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"

by Townie494949494 September 7, 2011

Hench town

when someone is in good physical shape, and is strong, they may be considered to be in hench town

hey man, ive gotten kinda fat. I'm gunna work out everyday till i'm in hench town

by Aleus247 May 26, 2009

Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness

You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”

by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022

Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012