Crashing the Parking Lot

The act of sexual activity in a very expensive car, while smoking on that kush at the same Damn time!

Them bitches at the club be crashing the parking lot.

by Lil Niggas September 28, 2012

park my lunch

A need to vomit,

excuse me I ate something bad and I need to park my lunch.

by sammyJ December 11, 2013

park my nuts

When you go balls deepen a girl and you park your nut on her. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin.

Excuse me, can I park my nuts on you.

by Jackrabbit 15 January 7, 2016

Cookout parking lot

Where a Hoe got her back broke

Damn she really went to the Cookout parking lot.

by Romoboi November 21, 2019

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011

Parking lot drama

An incident that usually takes place after a large group of intoxicated people leave a bar, party, club, etc. When drunken people argue, fight,or cry in a parking lot of a establishment. Considered trashy when this occurs on a weekly basis. Usually the fights or "drama" take place at a parking lot over absolutely nothing or over a situation that nobody will remember in the morning.

1: "She's wasted again....looks like there's going to be some parking lot drama tonight."

2: "He just made her cry....awesome! Should make for some great parking lot drama."

3: "Oh shut up!, I'm sick of your parking lot drama."

by Jenipherrabbit77 December 2, 2010

Trailer Park Squirrel

She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.

#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.

skater B : You mean "IT"

skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.

skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap

by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015