Dead men are marching again

Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay

Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday

Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN

by Goptimus_Prime October 20, 2020

Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020

i see dead people

An exclamation to use in a monotone voice when you want a**holes to leave you the hell alone.

"Hey, Sam."
"What?"
"I see dead people."

by LilacTheRat September 24, 2019

Always Asleep Never Dead

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.

Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

by laurenliveslife September 26, 2013

ADI (Asian Dead Inside)

The kind of Asian who does what their parents wanted (good grades, degree in lucrative field, lifestyle that pleases them) so they have no passion for life because they see it as a checklist. Can be applied to younger people but mostly to adults.

Kyle is such an ADI (Asian Dead Inside) , he was such a boring date despite having traveled and seeming adventurous.

by Rizaz February 2, 2019

lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.

"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"

by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011