Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust

I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!

by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022

cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head

omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing

by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie

"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016

Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

ikkie cookie

When a group of people masturbate on a cookie, and whoever doesn't cum will then eat it

Man, me and all my friends had an Ikkie Cookie last night, and Ray ended up having to eat it

by Ikkaruz April 18, 2016

Cookie Cutter Nose

Someone who's nose is disintergrating from not using a straw to snort cocaine or other drugs, making it apear to be fake.

Hey look at Lindsey Lohan's nose from 1999 and now, she has a cookie cutter nose.

by SuperBlonde1991 January 3, 2011

Cocoa cookie

A crazy bitch who's obsessed with cocoa

COCOA COOKIE-alive and obsesive

by anonymous April 10, 2022