one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

by 420LoliPolice69 January 1, 2024

Why Are You So Stupid?

A sentence not ever usededfdsodjfidjafos;n by peopl wen try say someone stoopid

Person 1: Why Are You So Stupid?
Person 2: Y r u Gae?

by BigStupidIdiot April 28, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To She

She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To She

She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To She

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

So true bestie

A reaction to when someone is talking about a topic you have no Idea about.

Friend: Wow, the new BMW uses 15 mpg, has a twin-turbocharged and intercooled DOHC 24-valve inline-6, aluminum block and head, direct fuel injection Engine and goes from 0 to 60 in 3.813 seconds!

You: So true bestie.

by Gabriellelukatz March 21, 2024

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021