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Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified
If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.
by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022
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Tom Argos

Someone who uses Runescape to lure girls into his Dungeon and get them there by asking if they wanna see his 'dung level'
I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos
by adam g123 July 3, 2022
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Tom

A lad who doesn’t listen
Tom is with your girl
by Mr 14 August 10, 2022
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Tom

Tom is a useless streamer.
This streamer is such a tom
by TomLover69 August 11, 2022
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Tom Scronge

he will eggify ANYONE

check him out on socials
by Tom Scronge August 15, 2022
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A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself
He was caught having a Tom Hank
by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022
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Tom Van

A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:
Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …
by Iwritedefinitionsfornames August 22, 2022
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