chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
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Tea Time

by shelicka February 17, 2021
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Tea

You slap your girl in the face when she about to give you head and say "hears *slap* *slap* the mf *slap* *slap* D", referencing the infamous tik tok tea girl.
"I gave my girlfriend the tea last night and now I have no where to stay"
by Bruhmoment69420 April 22, 2019
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What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”
Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭
by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025
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TEA

some spicy dramaaa. NORMIES often use this to say “oh would you like some tea” , but the NON NORMIES say “ oooooo amelie do you have some tea to spill” meaning they are asking to be let into all the gossip !
amelie do you have any tea to spill

“ONG TEAAAAA”
by teatimeladyz November 21, 2018
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tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea
"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"
by phantomgirll November 16, 2019
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