Social Barbarian

Someone who bulldozes, pillages, and monopolizes a group or discussion regardless of the situation.

Lee: Are you more of a social butterfly, or a social chameleon?
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.

by Bryianzum May 20, 2025

socializing

Making out with kids named kayden

I love socializing

by jorgethehornysnake September 3, 2022

Social Stun

When an encounter is extremely awkward or tremendously unorthodox causing temporary paralysis.

"I was socially stunned when Mr. Dickbutt showed the class his dickbutt."

"In order to perform a social stun, one has to be really fucking weird."

"Why the fuck would you poop in the urinal, Trump? That'll socially stun everybody!"

by 12345poop89039425647 November 10, 2016

social selfie

(Abbreviated soc-fie): a social media selfie specifically taken to be put as the pfp on all of one's social media sites

A social selfie will never help you pass anyone's picture test, your personality and moral values will.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2017

Socialism

The gateway ideology to Communism.

Hey, what’s with this dude Bernie saying he’s a democratic socialist? Isn’t socialism communism?

by tapttam August 2, 2019

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

socially single

Socially single is when you are single to everyone else except your partner. When a relationship isn't socially acceptable or bidden by others ( including or especially parents ) consent from both partners. Socially single is just like dating but no one know except you and your partner. It is not friends with benefits or fuck buddys . It still has all the qualities as a serious relationship.

Things prevent me from dating Colton but we still secretly do. I'm socially single.

by Nakry December 13, 2015