Fuzzy socks

Fuzzy socks are usually what they give people in mental institutions. Instead of calling somebody crazy I coded it as fuzzy socks.

Sister : You keep attracting them crazy girls.

Guy : I don't know why because I'm stable minded. After all the stories I told you, you ain't see me lose my mind yet.

I be tryna stay away from dem fuzzy sock bitches mane. I can't do the crazy girls. Fuzzy socks is for the crazy girls.

by Roadrunner Raph May 30, 2024

Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets

I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking

by Jezij January 5, 2019

sock

A garment that can be rolled up and inserted into a female to male transexual's pants to mimic the penis he will one day have

1. She wears a sock in her pants because she wants her own dick

by Aleckzandre February 19, 2009

sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!

Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”

by chicken barrel January 22, 2020

Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

by str84yahed August 2, 2016