Shit for brains

A shit for brains is usually heavily retarded, or this is this a gross understatement? My 40 year old sister thinks that electric cookers run off gas and she doesn't have a clue how much anything is at Poundland. She isn't just thick, she has shit for brains. Fancy calling your kids Skip? Toad? Soil? and Dildo? Fucking stupid shit for brains bitch Notwithstanding, she has very recently learnt to write her own name. Need I say more? She's a shit for brains. She's an ass wipe. She's a lude crude rude bag of pre chewed food, dude. She has the only house that you are more likely to slip on a turd inside, than outside in the street. Shit for brains also live in shit and furthermore never clean the toilet.

A shit for brains live in a smashed up stone henge's of a house, complete with boarded windows and big black and white checks up the walls. Gone is the stone furniture, gone is the scabies. She is a shit for brains along with her brand new silver woodwork and a purple wall. Shit for brains totally fucking ruin houses, no shit. Shit for brains live off Pot noodle, Frozen pizza, done in microwaves, check that grease and get pissed every day on anything remotely alcoholic. Shit for brains go out with or marry guys called Andy, who are also well and truly SHIT FOR BRAINS!

by Freddy fingers 45 October 10, 2012

talking shit

1. Just bull shitting around with words and saying crap you dont really mean.

2. Insulting someone.

1. Jeff: Man ima marry queen elizabeth, she's a milf!
Ted: Quit talkin shit man.

2. Jeff: Ted you suck so much that David Oreck is having a tough time outmatching you!
Ted: Fuck you bitch.

by Oz February 28, 2005

Shit Person

The term "Shit Person" derives from Australia and is used by a man/woman to express the great dislike of another man/woman without focussing on the qualities they find so undesirable. They just don't like this person because they are, in essence, shit.

"Hey Bob..."
"Yes Bill?"
"I slept with your girlfriend last night."
"What? You're just a fuckin shit person."
"Hmm, harsh but true."

by Notgettingmuchatm March 14, 2006

Shit mix

Mixing different alcoholic drinks together, making one large mystery drink. Usually tastes horrible, and ends up with person who drinks being very sick and having the WORST hangover, especially if gin is involved.

P1: Did you hear Lilah got alcohol poisoning off a shit mix of gin and vodka?
P2: Yeah, I heard there was tequila in it to
P1: Oooh that would taste like ass!

by Ivanna Suck September 3, 2006

shit lover

a person who loves shit

Man, that guy is such a shit lover.

by James nathaniel May 22, 2008

Sink Shit

When your on camp, and everyone is watching a movie in the hall, then you go to take a shit, because the camp food is so bad. You keep farting because you need to shit so bad. You shit yourself right before you get to the bathroom. You pull down your pants, and there is shit everywhere. You tip it into the sink, and wipe your ass. You dont bother to tip the shit into the toilet cos your a lazy shit. You go back to the hall. Someone discovered some "POO IN THE SINK". Everyone finds out is was you and laughs for a long time.

isnt it great to take a nice big sink shit!

by Topic test chapter 7 August 26, 2009

Popping shit

Popping shit is a term that means to talk shit about another person or start a fight with them. This term first came around in 1995 era hip hop, way before the notion of "scene kids" was even dreamt of.

Since "Popping shit" originated with mid 90s hiphop, it's perfectly acceptable to say it in public and even makes the person using the term seem more well-read than the average bear.

"Are you popping shit with me? Are you popping shit with ME? Nobody pops shit with me, bwoy. Nobody POPS SHIT with ME!"

(*Frightened, bewildered detractor inches away, and puts his gun down...just before shitting his pants.*)

by AgentChainsawlady November 12, 2009