freya parker

shes loyal , fiya , got back , sexy ,funny as

why u searching my mate

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by you boyyy November 18, 2023

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Jord Parker

Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy

Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.

“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”

“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”

by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023

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Dirty Parker

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling

Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.

by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024

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Gravy Packet

When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."

"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"

"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"

"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."

"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."

by Boom Level Prime July 31, 2024

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