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by heal1staken January 16, 2021
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penis grapes

penis grapes r so good n juice
by bitchhahha April 28, 2019
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Penis Fence

A person who sits on the proverbial "penis fence" is a feminine male who people often have debates about whether they are homosexual or not.
Bro, it's amazing that Scott has a wife and kid but yet has sat on the proverbial "penis fence" his entire life.
by 0987654321abc April 25, 2013
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Penis Water

Penis water is you say when your bored when your alone when you have no friends.
Penis water is a very nice word its just like coconut water BUT penis is penis water, its a penis dipped in water usually rich penis and they call COCK WATER BUT THATS BS BECAUSE PENIS WATER ME AND KRISP WORD BECUZ WE COOL N SHIT.
AND OUR DICKS ARE 11 INCH YALL BITCHES ARE SHRIMPS . WE MADE THE THE GOD DAMN WORD.
So anyway penis water.
Ari : Penis water

Kris : Penis water
by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 6, 2021
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My Penis

It is extremely big and much bigger than yours. It has a bigger bridge, and a much wider tip.
Uncle Steve likes to play with My Penis
by SillyGooseBoy4 June 9, 2022
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wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.
I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.
by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016
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The Medicinal Penis

An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .

Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured
Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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