National Pussy Licking Day

a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February

Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt

by jamima77 December 10, 2020

National Grab Pussy Day

April 12th is National Grab Pussy Day, taken or not be ready to get your pussy grabbed.

“how many did you get today”

“i grabbed 15”

“that’s what you do on National Grab Pussy Day

by lauren7599 April 11, 2019

National Gray Sweatpants Day

National Gray Sweatpants Day is October 26th!

National Gray Sweatpants Day- the day to wear gray sweatpants

Make sure you wear gray sweatpants on October 26th especially the guys... ;)

by horselover20 October 13, 2019

National Fake Friends Day

This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st

"Hey, its January 1st, who are you gonna post?"
What's on January 1st?
"National Fake Friends Day!"

by just some random ass kid November 28, 2019

National slap ass day

November 7th is national slap ass day

Only girls who’s name starts w N are allowed to be slapped

Look there’s natalie slap her ass on national slap ass day

by Notmichaeldontevenworry November 05, 2020

National finger pussy day

April 13th you can go up to any girl and just grab her pussy and start going at it

National finger pussy day is great

by ya jdjiedhiedj April 12, 2018

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by CumJuggler3000 September 25, 2019