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Real

really; very.
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.
Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Real Nigga

Alpha is a 100% real nigga
by Bröckchen May 13, 2020
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Realing

Thinking so fast it will never make sense to the person you are talking to, unless thay can listen to the end.
OMG I am realing, can you talk with me so I can finish?
by Big-Daddy-James October 14, 2021
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real recognize real

used to refer to the tendency or ability for real individuals to identify other real individuals (keepin' it real)

by extension and more generally, people with certain recognize others with the same qualities
by raitis May 2, 2025
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The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.
Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
by felix844 July 2, 2012
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Chat is this real?

The meme “Chat is this real?” started with live streamers asking their live audience about the legitimacy of obviously fabricated online content. It is now commonly used as a sarcastic reference to obvious fake and AI-generated material.
*sees a picture of well-dressed pigs casually walking upright in a crowd of humans*
"Chat is this real???"
by Chromo Jakob September 26, 2025
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