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poser emo

Anyone who chooses to label themself as emo. Commonly used to refers to all middles schoolers with black hair that conveniently covers one eye. Note that all emos are indeed posers.
xXxemo_mcrfan_bloodravenxXx: I'm soooo emo I want to cut my wrist just like Taking Back Sunday!
Bill: God, you're such a poser emo brat
by Kitaz November 30, 2009
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emo kids

I myself am a emo kid and this is what I think...
All the people that diss them should take a look at their own lifes and are just jealous because we can spell.
I myself do not cut or whine or listen to morbidly depressing music i listen to emotional music.
I dont shop at hot topic, much.., but thats better than all you anti-emos shopping at nike and soccerworld.
I think emos are emos because they are not afraid to express themselves and there emotions and y'all going to have to live with it.
emo=dude,
you=not dude...work it out
emo kids- hey how kick ass are those decay trainers,
chav- i prefer diadora
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emo kid

First things first, "emo" is NOT short for emotional... Only the "scenekids" think that.After all, surely all songs ever written intend on having some form of emotion in them? Dashboard confessional is not emo. Emo kids don't all have the regulation, long fringe, black dyed hair. Emo kids are not the scene kids!
True emo kid... was emo before everyone decided it was "cool"
Fake emo kid... Scene!
by candy_floss_faeries December 28, 2005
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Emo Dave

A person named Dave, who more likely than not, is emotional aka emo. Therfore, his click can tag the nickname, "emo dave" to his resume. This kid can usually be found at the punk rock concerts, in the bathroom cutting himself, in the girls clothing stores, and clashing on guitars with his wannabe band (usually his best friends, who as well, are very emo) it should be noted emo is a disease and spreads among everyone this kid, dave, is connected to.)
You: Yo emo dave are those new jeans?

EmoDave: Nah, they're my sisters.

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You (to a kid whos just cut his wrists): Stop being such an emo dave! fuck!
by Greg Fitzpatrick September 16, 2008
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emo bear

someone who is emo that is your teddy bear
Xemo boyX:i love you ,my emo angel
xemo girlx:i love you too ,my emo bear
by xXemo♥princessXx June 2, 2009
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Emo taco

(noun.)
1. a depressed vagina, usually from excessive or not enough fornication occuring. During fornication, the woman may recite depressing poetry, along with vaginal bleeding. Due to high levels of depression, not seen since Benidict Arnold betrayed America, no orgasm occurs.
2. the act of performing oral sex on a girl during her period. The female's blood is considered to be hot sauce. In lieu of menstration, the man (or woman) performing the oral sex can cut his/her wrist, with blood flowing from the arm onto the partner's pussy.
1. "My bitch has such an emo taco that I have resorted to hiring prostitutes."
2. "I hate giving my bitch an emo taco when she is not having her period. I have to buy condoms and band-aids at the corner store, making me seem more like a creeper."
by runepaladin January 27, 2009
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Fitness Emo

a person who's aim is to create as much pain for themselves by means of strenuous exercise or physical activity
johnathon did 50 push ups, 50 crunches and now he's screaming... what a fitness emo...
by phil 4:6 August 20, 2010
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