Muffin

Food for Breakfast

I had a muffin on way to work

by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022

Muffin Mammal

A dude that don't get good food.

I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal

by Bleebloop69blazeit January 20, 2018

Muffin

The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex

Oh Johnny don’t pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

asdf muffin

A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community

Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed

by Crasher.ac1 January 1, 2025

muffins whip

to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area

Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip

by bob teats April 7, 2010

oat muffin

The basic response of people named Elijah when asked what they are eating.

"Hey, Eli, what are you eating?
"I'm eating an oat muffin."

by Bluesonic420 November 17, 2025

Muffin

Somebody with soft hits, not a fighter.

"Yo, I fought that dude and he had the muffin!"
"That nigga is a muffin, he don't want no smoke."

by prettyboyfay December 4, 2018