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Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.
Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?
by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022
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Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...
Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!
by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022
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Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin
by gymboy318 October 16, 2019
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Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH
My choc-chip banana Muffin
by toastedtoast February 11, 2019
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muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
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Muffin Roulette

A "Muffin Roulete" is when a group of men circle around what is commonly a biscuit or muffin and ejaculate on it and the last on to ejaculate on it has to eat it in short this is a very messed up game and also has another name that I can't remember
Hey Todd wanna get the boys together and play a littl Muffin Roulette
by Milk-Chan February 18, 2017
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