muffin

a slang word for a gay man

Grandpa So your brother another one of those muffins
Me Um... yes?
Grandpa Oh I hate those gays.

by Big Dad Duck August 30, 2018

muffin

secretly used as a cursed word by big daddy badboyhalo

bbh: "what the muffin!" ((what the FUCK)

by velvetiscake March 12, 2022

muffins

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

by April 10, 2021

muffin

A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie

muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!

by a random person here November 24, 2019

Muffin

Slang for a fat person
Slang for having a bad hair cut
Fat under you pelvic region

Your muffin looking ass couldn’t do jack shit.

by PledgeKiller69 December 25, 2023

muffin

an ugly cupcake

that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin

by :{DDD November 14, 2008

Muffin

Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.

Boyfriend: Fuck! I hate shopping with you and your friends!

Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.

by annabeller August 30, 2010