"I took Melanie out to dinner last night but it turned out she was riding the crimson tide. Oh well, at least I got a flow job out of it."
by Sulldiddy May 24, 2006
Get the flow jobmug. when a person (usually a woman) sucks a man's dick i guess guys like it when you swallow there cum idk why but i guess if you want them to be happy you should do it haha
Coming home from work i got a really romantic call from my boyfriend he spoke so seductively i knew something was going to happen. I was so excited that i couldn't wait i sped home as fast as possible. When i arrived home i saw one of the most beautiful sight ever, my boyfriend dylan (he needed a blow job)sitting on the couch rubbed with oil surrounded by candles and flowers. We got right to the point he ripped of my shirt and skirt leaving me with goose bumps he was in a pair of tight boxers as her felt my boobs i began to rub his covered dick i could feel him getting stiff i was feeling wet myself . He took my panties and started to finger my pussybut this was about him i took him off me and took of his boxers i oiled up his shaft and balls i massaged his tip with my tongue i caressed his balls with such care i knew he was getting pleasure i stroked the length of his cock with my hand while paying special attention to his smooth tip i then started humming on his shaft moving my mouth up and down this went on for a minute when he said go so fast i did i went as fast as i could i even deep throated three times i knew he was getting close by his moaning and groaning in pleasure he began to squirm as his pre cum dribbled over my lip and one last thrust and massage of the balls he let out a squeak of pleasure as he cummed his silky warm mess across my boobs falling off my tongue
by mexicangirl109 January 4, 2010
Get the blow jobmug. by Anonymous February 3, 2003
Get the katy jobmug. When Philip Rivers gives the refs head so San Diego can get one step closer to blowing it and never winning a championship. Sometimes refered to as a 'ZJ'.
by Chargers Eat Balls January 4, 2009
Get the Zebra Jobmug. A sexual act, only to be performed reasonably during winter-time near a window, where the female reaches around the male from behind, pleasuring him with her hands.
As the male is on the verge of climax, she will open the window and scoop up a handful of snow with one hand, then thrust her lover's glans into the snow in the exact moment he is about to come.
As the male is on the verge of climax, she will open the window and scoop up a handful of snow with one hand, then thrust her lover's glans into the snow in the exact moment he is about to come.
Caution:
- Snow jobs will inevitably lead to male's legs giving in from the climax. Be prepared!
- Use snow, not ice, to avoid frost-burns.
- Easiest to do from behind, because the body contact with the male's back is an effective way of telling "when". Once the boy's back becomes taut as a bowstring, he's ready for your surprise.
- Once he is climaxing, switch from your cold, snow-filled hand to your free, warm hand and squeeze his glans, gently. Will further magnify his pleasure.
- Snow jobs will inevitably lead to male's legs giving in from the climax. Be prepared!
- Use snow, not ice, to avoid frost-burns.
- Easiest to do from behind, because the body contact with the male's back is an effective way of telling "when". Once the boy's back becomes taut as a bowstring, he's ready for your surprise.
- Once he is climaxing, switch from your cold, snow-filled hand to your free, warm hand and squeeze his glans, gently. Will further magnify his pleasure.
by SnowPrincess February 22, 2009
Get the snow jobmug. A traditional Taiwanese mating procedure involving the following steps:
1. A traditional, wholesome Taiwanese dinner, often including a noodle dish.
2. The aquaintance of the visiting partner (usually the male) with the other partners' parents.
3. The relocation of the couple into a dimly lit room (one with the pungent scent of damp spring-time bamboo.)
3.5 The female then excreciated (via the anal cavity) all the noodles that have been consumed in the earlier meal.
4. The exposure of the female's anal sphincter (asshole).
5. The execution of a rimjob by the male partner (often dubbed the "taiwanese rimsy.") This is a complex procedure known as the "Hokai-Sansim," in which the male must effectively clean the sphincter with his toungue, consuming any left over noodles.
6. The final step is the letting of blood onto the male partner's chest and clothing.
Please remember that all Taiwanese partners are likely to engage or attempt to engage in this traditional and somewhat sacred ritual.
1. A traditional, wholesome Taiwanese dinner, often including a noodle dish.
2. The aquaintance of the visiting partner (usually the male) with the other partners' parents.
3. The relocation of the couple into a dimly lit room (one with the pungent scent of damp spring-time bamboo.)
3.5 The female then excreciated (via the anal cavity) all the noodles that have been consumed in the earlier meal.
4. The exposure of the female's anal sphincter (asshole).
5. The execution of a rimjob by the male partner (often dubbed the "taiwanese rimsy.") This is a complex procedure known as the "Hokai-Sansim," in which the male must effectively clean the sphincter with his toungue, consuming any left over noodles.
6. The final step is the letting of blood onto the male partner's chest and clothing.
Please remember that all Taiwanese partners are likely to engage or attempt to engage in this traditional and somewhat sacred ritual.
"Dude I just pulled off the incredible Taiwan job last night on this Taiwanese chick in her apartment."
"Dude awesome- but there's a noodle hanging from your lip. I never knew a Taiwan job could be so messy."
"Dude awesome- but there's a noodle hanging from your lip. I never knew a Taiwan job could be so messy."
by BAMBOO4U July 28, 2007
Get the Taiwan Jobmug. by Rusty Schulz March 17, 2005
Get the muff jobmug.