Jacob

Jacob is a cute and sexy man. He has a 12 incher and can fuck u hard i mean hard!!

Jacob is sexy

by UrbanDictionary._com November 29, 2018

Jacob McGuigan

Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.

*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"

by Taintlickerwafflekicker May 20, 2022

Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025

jacob edwards

1. Slut
2. Idiot
3. Person who likes every fake girl
4. Falls for people easily
5. Can't tell a nice person from a hoe

Jacob Edwards Likes a fake person - Abbi ( A Side Hoe )

by PenelopeLynnBlake043004 May 12, 2016

Jacob

A tall-ass nigga who gets all them hoes on his 6’8-ass dick

Some hoe: I wanna fucc Jacob😍😍😍
His nigga Erik: Damn that’s my nigga Jacob

by I am not a cat or. Shark November 24, 2021

Jacob West

The best boyfriend there ever is, he must fall under the following categories:
British
Blonde
Tall
And polite
The average Jacob is certainly NOT average and a one of a kind nerd, often obsessed with neuroscience

Jules: “look at my boyfriend!”
Bess: “DANM?!?! YOU PULLED THAT?!?!, he must be a Jacob West”

by Iamtotallynotashark March 3, 2024

Jacob

A homosexual teenager

That Jacob kid must be gay or something

by UnicornsAreBad December 9, 2022