You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils

"You all are gay I'm normal"

by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017

I'm an idiot

used when you just fucking hate yourself

Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"

by howtogetusername October 17, 2021

I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.

"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

I'm just sayin'.

An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.

Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.

Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).

by Ahbalogna September 3, 2020

I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.

by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023

I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023