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Cock block

I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.
by nem912 August 19, 2017
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lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
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A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
mugGet the Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?mug.

The dummy on the block

Her name is Makayla, she's probably goofy and gets a 13 out of 25 on her history report. YEAH SHES DUMB
Hi my name is Makayla. And I get bad grades. My friend calls me the dummy on the block
by Dummy on the block February 28, 2021
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Cod Block

When some one stops you from playing call of duty
Friend 1-"Hey why didnt you get on last night"
Friend 2- "Sorry Bro, my dad Cod Blocked me"
by Quadblock September 7, 2011
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Femboy Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.
That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Femboy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.
by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025
mugGet the Femboy Toe Blockmug.

Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.
"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."
by Potat 1 August 12, 2022
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