eye veggie

the opposite of eye candy

someone who is good for you but isn't always pleasing in appearance

guy: Look there's my girlfriend.

friend: Damn dude your girl is kinda fugly

guy: I know man but we have a good realationship. She's an eye veggie

by himdude June 22, 2011

Eye dog

The act of eye f***ing someone without the protection of sunglasses or other types of camouflage

ah shit, that girl totally saw me eye dog her through those bushes. should've been wearing my ray bans

by rootbrew July 7, 2011

Memeulous' Eyes

There are two things on Memeulous' face that look like they shouldn't be, and those are his eyeballs.

Friend 1: "Have you seen the newest memeulous video?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "You're so lucky,"
Friend 2: "How?"
Friend 1: "You didn't have to look at Memeulous' EYES!"
Friend 2: *Pulls out phone* "They can't be that ba-- Oh My God, They are hideous!"

by BigWillyNathaniel April 30, 2020

crook eye

A mythical entity that exists in the ethereal plane but can control the actions of humans who abuse certain drugs such as cannabis.

Man, you're sure acting' like a crook eye today. Get the crook eye outta ya.

by Stu Hu July 23, 2009

Bee's Eyes

A sexual act in which the testicles of a male are rested upon the eye sockets of a willing partner. The primary modus operandi is for the tip of the nose to be placed against the chode or taint, with the forehead supporting the brunt of the penis. 'Inverted Bee's Eyes' are equally common, and to be found especially in the gay mens' 69 position. In cases where the scrotum's hair has been removed through chemical application, or otherwise, "Bald Bee's Eyes" is the product. Other variants include "Frosted", "Brown", and "Bloody" version of the manuever.

statement: "Cindy licked my asshole last night."
response: "Did you give her the bee's eyes?"

by Dr. Brownose October 21, 2010

Angel Eyes

After you have taken a dump in the toilet and you wipe your ass there is no shit on the paper. It's a clean break.

Hey Jenny, I heard you taking a shit and I knew there was no dunny paper. Did you use your finger?
No dickhead, I had Angel Eyes. It snapped clean off.

by Fongool June 21, 2018

Round Eye

Americanized Chinese Food. Usually just referred to as Chinese Food but sometimes the distinction needs bring back some actual Chinese food back. Usually used when an ethnically Chinese person is buying food for other people.

Person 1: WTF is this!
Chinese Guy: Balut
Person 1: Yo I thought you were just gonna get us some round eye not actual Chinese.

by Selaney March 20, 2021