Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.

Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.

by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021

Ethan

A disgusting pedophile that is probably sympathetic to isis

Damn Ethan your a gross pedophile that is probably sympathetic to isis

by Googl haul April 1, 2025

Ethan

A absolute fucking legend

Ethan is an absolute fucking legend

by geyter August 24, 2022

Ethan

A massive cunt.

"I got fed up with seeing good definitions for my friend Ethan so I wrote this to call home a cunt"

by CloneLB03 January 16, 2020

ethan

someone easily tiltable when playing video games

hey man don't be an ethan, it's just a game

by wordgod6969 July 7, 2019

ethan nalette

A gay motherfucker from China

Your a Ethan nalette

by I love refrigerators August 22, 2020

Ethan Hutchison

Gay Ginger That Likes To Have Sex With Midgets And Is a Poopy Pants.

Ethan Hutchison is gay

by ethan hutchison June 1, 2019