Cleaning the Dog

Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking a dump. When someone takes a long inconvenient shit, typically at a party.

Last night during a board game, Denton was cleaning the dog and prevent the group from finishing the game.

by martin2016 June 25, 2016

yip dog

A small dog which frequently "yips" a high-pitched bark.

The barking from the neighborhood yip dog is driving me crazy.

by SingingLawyer May 18, 2016

Shave the Dog

The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.

Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.

by Manscape Artist April 16, 2013

Dog water

Dog water is a way to say: Dog Shit

Or you suck

YOUR LITTERALLY DOG WATER

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

Dog water

A term used by 10 year old FORTNITE kids to describe someone whose trash.

Is used as a substitute for Dog Shit because 10 year olds don’t want their mom to hear them cursing.

“That kid is dog water at this game bro”

by J7_ February 20, 2021

femal dog

Femal dog is just female dog without an e

U spelled femal dog wrong

by Ai45 May 15, 2020

Dog Chop

When you or something else has breath that smells like an open sewer.

Oi Luv, get that dog chop away from me

That bloke has severe dog chop

by stuey_boy February 6, 2009