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The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
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David

David is straight but he will accept you for who you are whether you're black white asian mexican straight gay lesbian transgender bisexual disabled suffering from mental illness etc he's the nicest
David is so nice because he helped that kid come out of the closet as gay to his parents
by Boogereater69 March 25, 2021
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david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid
by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023
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David

David is the one who will always be with you and listen to you. He is the one who will understand you when others cannot. He has surpassed the level of perfection, and especially his beautiful eyes you’ll never see eyes shine like his so stare into them when you can watch his eyes flicker around and focus but be careful not to get caught staring and if you do don’t look away just study every tiny detail their is and wonder how is someone’s eyes so harmonious, he is also the most loyal and gentle souls to ever exist, but just hidden away but when you eventually peak into it you’ll see how Iucky you are to be the one to stare into those eyes. David will be the reason you decide to keep going and be the reason you’re happy. If you have a David make sure to love them. They deserve the world universe and multiverses, but this long definition can’t even begin to describe all the perfect qualities and Perks he has. So enjoy your time together, forever n always
omg look it’s david
by MyLuvBug January 12, 2022
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David Straticelli

Owner of Straticelli ice cream, David has become a hero of many. He is an icon, and started his business as a young boy. He went from nothing to everything.

Words people describe him: legend, icon, dreamy af, amazing, inspiring, goofy, funny etc.
David Straticelli is life
by rose_smith.x July 30, 2020
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David

A quirky chinita girl who says yo, thingy, and fams

Short haired and near sighted
She's such a David
by Rabidasshole June 8, 2021
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Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021
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