daddy ayub

an awesome guy with over 9,000 kids. he is daddy to all. he is so handsome all the ladies want him. his favorite son is lebron james. he loves big macs

daddy ayub is daddy to all the onions in the world.

by retro banana official YT June 20, 2017

Big Daddy

A Biker wearing an Orange Harley Jumpsuit, the Enforcer of the Biker Pack.

As the car came to a halt Big Daddy got off his hog and harassed the rear seat passengers, only to stop to "It's OK Big Daddy"

by The Horse September 10, 2004

Daddy Issues

noun -- a term used for the female counterpart of the "bro."

"Who are those girls all over the laxers?"
"Daddy Issues."

by short_and_fiesty November 16, 2009

Daddy Water

Vodka water with a 2-3 squeezed lemons

Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Jason: Daddy water please

by drunksuburbanhousewife February 16, 2018

Daddy lssues

Daddy lssues is my word it means your a complete idiot and you have bad daddy issues that must be STOPPED IN THE NAME OF MY LAW

I hope you liked daddy lssues

by Big boy smarts that u no have September 1, 2020

Sugar Daddy

Sugar daddy is where a girl that is a poor bitch needs money so they seduce a man into dirty activities but they make sure they get pregnant so when she is in dept she can stomp on the mans heart and say tata i need meh child support.

Man:but i love you

Girl: whatever your just my sugar daddy if in want love i would ask but i don't i just want my money

Man:you used me?!

Girl:omg cry grow a pear

Man:i am no sugar daddy till i get a DNA test bitch

Girl: idc give me money or we will take this to court

Man:souless bitch

by devil lips January 2, 2018

dueche daddy

1.A dueche bag specially designed for dads.
2.The talking, fucking machine that cleans your genetals for you.
3.A dad that uses a dueche bag.

1.I use my dueche daddy to clean my fucked up penis.
2.I have a dueche daddy and I let him wipe my genetal.
3.I'm sure glad my daddy iznt a dueche daddy.

by William June 1, 2004