Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

call Saul

seeking help from someone who's done bad things

A: I'll never get our of this alive...
B: Then you better call Saul, cause no one else is gonna want to help now

by Sergej Heim July 25, 2024

Call-back

That was called a call-back you humorless dork.

Hym “That was a call-back you humorless dork. How’s all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

call-n-askopy

When someone, typically a telemarketer, keeps calling and asking the same questions over and over again, thus becoming a pain in your ass. Pronounced like: Colonoscopy.

Hey, Dave. I appreciate that you're trying to cell me a new phone line, but you're really just giving me a call-n-askopy.

by DJ_SHOOFLY December 5, 2016