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Wesleyan Christian Academy

A trash & expensive school that is mostly rich white kids who are so ignorant it genuinely gives you a headache. The male teachers are pedo’s and the rest of administration are just racist and sexist degenerates. And majority of the kids are too, and if you’re not, then you’re the stupid one. Wesleyan isn’t good at academics, and as for athletics our soccer team molests eachother. And they’re some of the most homophobic people there. They are no clubs either unless you interested in joining the KKK or whatever weird Lego club the enrichment (special ed) kids have running. And there is more worshipping trump then worshipping God.
Oh, you go to Wesleyan Christian Academy?

Yes
You’re probably dense
by br8888 June 29, 2025
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Cuck Christian

A guy named Christian who proudly wears the crown of cuckoldry. He has a girlfriendtechnically—but her bedroom is basically an Airbnb for other dudes while he sits in Discord, thanking her for the “growth experience.” Plays 16 hours of PC games daily, not because he loves gaming, but because it’s the only world where he has any control. Perpetually broke, emotionally wrecked, and somehow proud of “staying strong” through it all like a martyr no one asked for. His love language is humiliation. Perseveres not out of strength, but because he doesn’t know how to quit—or win.
Bro stop acting like a Cuck Christianjust because she lets other guys sleep over doesn’t mean it’s ‘character building.
by Sus000 July 6, 2025
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Super Christian

a Christian who limits the work of the cross to Christians alone; an enemy of the work of Christ at the cross; typically found hating the word "all" and distancing themselves from Paul the Apostle.
Super Christian Jil: "All mankind means all christians, not all mankind"
Ace: "Yes Jil, we know—you are a super christian"
Super Christian Jil: "what's a super christian?! define your terms!"

Super Christian Jil: "These universalists are gonna start chanting 'all in all... all in all... all in all'"

Super Christian Jil: "Yes all in all who are christians Ace"

Justin: Annihilationist are unbelievers! For even as, in adam, all are dying, thus also, in Christ, shall all be put to life. ... that God may be All in all!
Super Christian Monty burns: Pretty simple really. If an atomic bomb were to hit New York and wipe out 90% of the population, and a news report said “All in New York were given food” you would take that to mean everyone who survived, not the people who died as well. Same thing in 1 Corinthians 15:28.

Super Christian Axiom: I believe eternal conscience torment is part of God's love.

Super Christian Eric: "it's not to late to repent yet ace"

Super Christian Layman's Seminary: I don't hold to the view that Christ's death for sins and resurrection is the reason one will be saved, but rather if you have eternal life.

Super Christian JG: *insert something about worldview that is extremely forgettable?*

Super Christian Brandon Irish: What do you mean you don't believe in free will?

Super Christian Jacksmack: Believe that you believe that you have eternal security or you will go to hell for not believing that you believe that you have it!!!11!1!!
by ibelievegod October 25, 2025
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OSRS Christian Clan

The members are welcoming, encouraging, and respectful, creating a positive environment where players can connect, grow, and support one another in Old School RuneScape adventures and Discord chats. It’s a place where faith and friendship come together naturally.

Our Discord: discord.gg/gX7ynCj7eU
Zorva is a OSRS Christian Clan that truly values fellowship and community.
by Tony2020 November 16, 2025
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TikTok Christian

A user on TikTok who relates any post to Christianity, no matter the circumstance.
This "TikTok Christian" commented on my video about sports, saying, "Jesus Loves You"
by blah_blah_blah1 December 18, 2025
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Cheesy Christening

A woman collects her clit cheese and mixes it with a mans smegma. You then get puff pastry and make cheese twists out of the smegma. After this the man uses the “cheese twist” as a dildo, preferably while the woman is on her period to add “ketchup”. The woman also uses another one as a butt plug for the man, and once they both finish they eat eachothers cheese twists. After this, they throw it up into a bowl and mix in both their shit and piss, then both “christen” eachother by pouring it on eachothers heads.
Do you want to try cheesy christening with me, grandma?
by I touch little kiddies January 21, 2026
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