alibi apple

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

by alibiapple August 08, 2014

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Apple Pie Simulator

To tell a softy to leave a game, Most of the time a bloody pvp game

softy: This game has to much blood
Normal person:ok go back to Apple Pie Simulator.
softy:*Crys*

by X1bd September 12, 2022

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Taco Apple

when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO

1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro

by Micheal the beast 69 September 23, 2017

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But Apple

When you put an apple in your but.

I'm gonna But Apple you.

by Dicky'em on down March 25, 2019

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Nikita’s Apples

So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.

Amen. 🙏😌

Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱

by NikitaGaveMeApples! January 22, 2022

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