Bed Wars

A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.

Can you play some Bed Wars with me, please? 🥺

by Aheedude June 19, 2025

Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually

The Console Wars are stupid, idiotic, and childish

by cardloss March 13, 2024

whore wars

something to do with your best friends when, "mad" at them or just bored, or other reasons. it starts when one friend calls the other something like 'bitch' or 'skank'. the name calling continues until the 'loser' cant think of anything to call the other person

::alex and morgan are having a whore war:: (they like having whore wars)
alex: bitch
morgan: skank
alex: whore
morgan: fucker
alex: cunt-face
morgan: slut
alex: dick-head
morgan: AHH IDK
alex: I WIN!

by sayruh July 4, 2006

Jamaican Zone Wars

The best Fortnite game mode! play it here: 5965-6439-1857

person 1: hey bro wanna play Jamaican Zone Wars?
person 2: BOMBACLART

by Archieology January 5, 2024

War Crime Day

Celebrated on the 14th of February, to show appreciation for all the war crimes we commit.

You better hide this War Crime Day Fritz you little shit.

by Big Man Borees February 14, 2022

2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.

"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"

by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024

Endless War

dun dun dunnnn dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnn

Endless War? more like ENDLESS BOREEE

by Tf2 main March 2, 2020