Pooping a Keyhole

Shitting in a urinal.

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.

by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017

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Poop Art

Poop art. Shit in a different bowl or dish and freeze the by product for a few days. Practice variety by changing your diet. Get a canvas & paint palette. Use the poop selections as paint experiencing with different colors and textures. Frame and enjoy

Sentence: Dude, your poop art is off the chart you are a real Jackson Poop-Pollock

by SeaMurph June 28, 2017

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poop gazing

Admiring a poo; be it good, bad or ugly

*knock knock knock*
"Just a minute, just poop gazing one more time before I flush this beaut"

by Shit'scash,yo July 3, 2017

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whipping poop

When you drop a massive load in the toilet and it has the sensation of having your anus being whipped.

Man I'd go on a jog but I need to rest after that whipping poop.

by George Riddidy April 20, 2018

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poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.

John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."

by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018

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