Dick Cheney

Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder

The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.

by Who I am October 23, 2007

Daiquiri Dick

Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.

As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.

by Daiquiri Dick July 22, 2010

Dick Butkus

The greatest defensive player in NFL history. Butkus played linebacker for the Chicago Bears and won the Heisman trophy when he was in college. Probably his greatest accomplishment came when he was voted the greatest defensive player of the 20th century.

Dick Butkus favorite hobby..............
HITTING!!!!!!

by Snick and Fsquirrel June 11, 2006

dicked down

to get fucked really hard for a long period of time

I fucked this dude last night, he really got dicked down

by foxy brown January 4, 2003

shitty dick

When a guy fucks a chick or a dude in the ass and his dick is covered in shit as a result.

1. After John fucked Jake in the ass he had a shitty dick.
2. After Trevor pounded Chrissy's pooper, Chrissy sucked Trevor's shitty dick clean.
3. Damn, I love me some shitty dick!
4. How much do you charge to suck my shitty dick so it has no more shit on it?
5. How can one man have such a shitty dick?
6. You are a shitty dick muther fucker!

by Buck Bronko December 28, 2005

dick year

(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.

1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?

2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!

by Kwisatz Haderach May 13, 2005

Glass Dick

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine or crystal meth.

That girl just can't keep that or glass dick out of her mouth.

by FrankZito October 7, 2008