Leave His legs crossed

To shoot a man while he’s running away

Jaquan said he would Leave His legs crossed

by YungSatana1300Chicago June 7, 2021

leg day

A day that seemingly disappears from all gymgoers routine.

person 1: Hey Sam, what day is it today?

person 2: Mike, its obviously leg day.

person 1: What in the fuck is that?

person 2: The day where we train lower body.

both: Please shoot me

by igojim December 9, 2024

Liquid Leg Warmers

To be suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Diarrhea.

Tina was wearing the old Liquid Leg Warmers today, the bathroom was a mess!

by KrispyK87 February 16, 2020

His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

Squirmy legs

When your legs get such a pain and you have to keep moving your legs.

I can’t go to bed, I’ve got squirmy legs

by Squirmy 1 April 29, 2025

Three Legged Penis

When your getting head and you have three balls.

Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016