Cola syndrome

Not knowing where you are, what you are, who you are, etc

Cop: you killed 76 people!

Culprit: huh?

Cop: tell it to the judge

Culprit: where? Huh?

Cop 2: I think they have cola syndrome

by Toasted Cherry March 30, 2019

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Jerome syndrome

When you are taking a shut and you let a huge one rip and It’s so huge it blasts you through the roof onto a car which you poop on

Me: lalala I’m taking a shot
Also me: ahhhhhh I’m flying threw the roof and onto a care because I let a huge one rip

Damn Jerome syndrome

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

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Not like a stuffed nose, more like with stuffed animals. Basically, Stuffy Syndrome is a feeling that kids can get where they can't function without having a stuffed animal of some sort. Littles can get it too.

Idk what to put here. I think I explained Stuffy Syndrome pretty well in my definition part.

by P0PPYTPLAYS August 1, 2023

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Terdman syndrome

A group of rare symptoms commonly found in lonely bar singers. Symptoms usually include laziness, swollen ego, complaining about everything and just being a natural piece of shit. Somebody found with terdman syndrome usually tells the same jokes or use the same insults for years and can't tell they have been over used. You can usually spot someone easily with terdman syndrome when they walk by you and howl. Not to construe this with abeitis. The difference between abeitis and terdman syndrome is abeitis sufferers only miss work. Where as people with terdman syndrome come to work, but didn't do anything while on the clock. Terdman sufferers usually call this keeping money. It is also a known fact that people with abeitis work more hours annually than a terdman. One of the symptoms also include pooping from the penis.

His terdman syndromeis acting up bad because he's been keeping money all day!

by Dun witit January 9, 2019

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flash syndrome

in superhero movies, this is a character who becomes so powerful he could stop whatever is in his way the second it's possible, but doesn't, because then the movie would be boring

Galactus could totally eat earth pretty quick, but you know, flash syndrome

by quicksteel59 January 7, 2017

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