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assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.
If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
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Disgraceful Bag of Rice

Someone who is so disgraceful that they are a disgrace to rice. If you ever see someone who is sooooo ANNOYING just call them a disgraceful bag of rice. If their name is Dillian especially.
Oh my god they are SOOO ANNNOYYIIIINGGG
Yeah, they are a disgraceful bag of rice
what?
Just go along with it
by My_love_life_sucks October 28, 2020
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fiona the receptionist

a sexy stripper who works for a drug lord
fiona the receptionist told me that munkh is actually poor
fiona the receptionist is always busy for her master
by fiona the receptionist October 29, 2020
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Shrimp fried rice

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.
by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021
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Sac of rice

a cult based around how sacifice sounds like Sac-of-rice, its just as the name suggests they sacifice one of ther members every year at random and force them to kill themselfs with a bag of rice by prisoning them and giving them a bag of rice, they center around a god that is letalerly a sac of rice with a simley face in marker.
SAC OF RICE, SAC OF RICE, SAC OF RICE, SAC OF RICE, SAC OF RICE, SAC OF RICE!
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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Cheese n rice

Legal substitute for the phraseJesus Christ
Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!
by McNasty999 May 8, 2021
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Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.
by Komoot May 19, 2021
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