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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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Post-Peak Clarity

Much like Post-nut clarity, you realize how far you hiked after you reach the peak and you regret it
I just reached the summit of Everest, really feeling that post-peak clarity
by Hammershlagen May 21, 2022
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Post South End

Post South End is a mental asylum disguised as an apartment complex.
by spitroast99 June 26, 2022
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post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.
I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.
by sachimiprimi June 14, 2011
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Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.
Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.
by beedub75 October 27, 2021
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Post taco bell clarity

The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever
“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama
by WC_Quizzy January 14, 2024
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National post like a 🥷🏽 day

November 6th is national post like a 🥷🏽 day
by 3Dz0mb13 November 6, 2023
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