potato

The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato

me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)

by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018

Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

Potato

Somebody that is so bad at a game that they cannot be a human. Therefore meaning that the only physical entity they could be is a a potato.

Jimmy:OMG how did you not kill them, they were literally bots, you are such a potato.
Wilson:I'm not the one that died first, ok.

by Potato997 April 29, 2019

toe potatos

Accumulated skin and dirt particles found between the toes.

"the nurse had to wash my toe potatos because I haven't been able to reach my feet in the shower for months"

by redleftie January 12, 2016

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Potato

An Irish person

Hey there my potato

by Dan Scanlan April 29, 2022

Potato Man

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|

A person:I’m Potato Man!
Everybody else:yes you are

by ØnØ November 30, 2021