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Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015
mugGet the Mum Legsmug.

Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018
mugGet the Leg Runnermug.

lol legs

A very cool guy that plays league and has idiot friends that say its gay
You see that guy? He has Lol Legs
by The cool guy that plays Lol November 14, 2013
mugGet the lol legsmug.

mouse leg

A BDSM term that describes the dom aggressively stomping on the sub.

It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.
Home girl looked like Elaine out there on the dance floor with her mouse leg moves!
by Samsays678 May 20, 2025
mugGet the mouse legmug.

Leg

Leg is a very pretty part of the body. It's usually orange and pink. You can walk on them, talk to them, sniff them and many more! Usually people have two legs, but some of them have only one. That's sad :(((( Legs are the best. You can do almost anything with them and they can handle the weight of your body. They're amazing. Leg is probably the longest part of your body. You should be grateful to them for the hard work they do to you. LOVE LEGS!
My legs are tired... I can't walk anymore...
by NightmareRonusok November 21, 2021
mugGet the Legmug.

Golden Leggings

Golden leggings is a sub fetish from the main genre Urolagnia (watersports, urination). In the act of golden leggings, someone is trying to urinate themselves all over there legs, forming the so called "Golden Leggings". Golden leggings can be performed alone, or in presence of others, and can lead to an enhanced sensation.
Hey, I tried Golden Leggings today, first i was grossed out, but you gotta try it, its so good.
by arne_saknussemm December 2, 2021
mugGet the Golden Leggingsmug.

Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…
Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..
by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022
mugGet the Itchy leg from tattoomug.

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