Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse
tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021
by WysRealtor November 02, 2022
weirdest, gayest man in history.
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg
wants to be tobey maguire
(none of this is serious by the way)
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg
wants to be tobey maguire
(none of this is serious by the way)
"jacob peck is the gayest guy on the football team"
"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."
"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."
by best person ever. <3 January 30, 2022
Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.
Kelsey and Jacob are awesome.
by Frankie Gore August 15, 2022
Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"
Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"
Girl 1: "Well n-"
Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"
Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"
Girl 1: "Well n-"
Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"
by lipsoul is superior September 13, 2020
He's bitch made.
by Fuhuluhtoogan June 05, 2024