crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind
Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society
by AgarPughead September 29, 2020
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Peanut butter and smelly

"Dude, do you have the farts or something? Keep it under the covers, I don't want a peanut butter and smelly."
by The Pz Kid November 13, 2011
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butter in your socks

A way to indicate that someone is glowed up or having a spicy attitude. This phrase is also applied to anyone that has made regrettable mistakes when highly intoxicated.
Oh, you went home with that fat chick? You must've had butter in your socks.
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
by Humongous Sauce November 06, 2020
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belly butter sandwich

After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.
I gave him that belly butter sandwich
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 18, 2017
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butters my cheems

Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.
Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.
by the real Clayton E. March 09, 2023
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Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after you pull it out of a person's ass after anal sex.
Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?

Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.
by deltabeta April 04, 2021
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Peanut Butter and Jelly

When a girl shits her pants on her period and you eat her out.
Shordie: yo eat me out
Me: girl I ain’t tryna eat no peanut butter and jelly sandwich
by FamousJew December 03, 2021
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