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Brain

A lump in your head that makes you sad.
by sayimsei March 17, 2019
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Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.
"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
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Brain TV

The hallucinations/visions you get when trying to get to sleep after taking MDMA e.g. thinking you are somewhere else, talking to someone else or getting imaginary texts on your phone
Dropped 3 pills last night, couldn't sleep for ages the brain tv was a madness
by IOBEPARG January 19, 2020
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brain mobilization

when your brain gets so high that you feel like you might disintegrate into oblivion
george, help, I think i'm having fatal brain mobilization
by koolcatSophiefan September 6, 2019
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brain folded

Having your brain folded is when you or a specific person says something so stupid you can’t believe
Person 1: Bro why do they call them strippers their close are already off

Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded
by TNewman1234 August 11, 2017
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Brain Dead

Andrew is soo brain dead
by Nat big homo June 2, 2019
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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