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Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
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Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.
That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.
by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011
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money balla

Nickname given to someone when that person is so terribly bad at a sport or whatever they may do and you give them this extremely funny sarcastic name
DWAYNE: Brah?! Who dat that fool over there that keeps missing those wide open shots???
JAMAAL: That's money balla
DWAYNE: WTF you serious?...why you call him dat...
JAMAAL: IDK mayne he always be here shooting...and when we playin he takin every shot he got...... but dah fool misses

DWATNE:HAHAHA
by WallyKush July 30, 2011
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Money Money Hash Browns

When a huge abnormal amount of money is made off of running a small un-known buisness or off of a lemonade stand.

**Hash Browns= Potatoes not a very wealthy food to eat**

*Help Understand Definition*
So how is buisness treating you lately son?

"Great Dad I am making money money Hash Browns off of my crappy tasting lemonade!"
by WAK- A- FLAK- A FRESH!! September 6, 2011
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dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.
bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!
by hoffmaja October 11, 2011
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aaron money

Gigachad that has many different forms. Some say he’s got a bbc.
Aaron money: “I am aaron”

All women within a 1000 mile radius: cooms
by A wise ass dude November 24, 2021
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mr money

by unfunny3 November 23, 2021
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